Information has it that Hot Toddy applied to be a West Virginia State Trooper in 1992. Sources’ affirm that Hot Toddy not only failed the psychiatric exam but failed to get any answers right on the written exam. That’s right, the information I received is that Hot Toddy missed every question on the exam. Could you imagine Hot Toddy and Ron Gordon patrolling the streets of Grantsville.
Below Hot Toddy says, “Here’s looking at you Lucy!”
WE ALL REMEMBER WHEN HOT TODDY WON THE ASS CLOWN AWARD!
(picture of Hot Toddy in the 10th grade-below)
Now it has been revealed and verified the poster on this site that posted as “Amused” and also posted as “I don’t care” is the Hot Toddy friend that admitted just yesterday that he has got a GAY thing for Hot Toddy! We know him as the HOBBIT and also called him the NOOB! as in NEWBIE harassment dude. Hobbit caught using library computer below.
Who could forget the famous Charlie Brown giff that Hot Toddy posted on the Journalscape CCC site, because his famous LUCY aka Kelli was involved with some older dude for the perks.
Another Hot Toddy site YANKED like a Hot Toddy Roddy!
Yeah the trader site yanked, could have been a great place to buy stolen items, like the computers stolen by replacing the price tags over in a Jackson County!
July 18th 07 another Hot Toddy site YANKED-for the real story of Hot Toddy aka Charlie Brown click the little blank box next to picture below for the real story about ” a little brown bottle”
“You always said I could make ya bark like a dog”
And Lucy could be his deputy dupe!
Pill popper or Bed hopper it’s all just fun!
Lucy works hard at being bossy, crabby and selfish. She is loud and yells a lot. Her smiles and motives are rarely pure. She’s a know-it-all who dispenses advice whether you want it or not–and for Charlie Brown, (Hot Toddy) there’s a charge! (tear that label off that little brown bottle)
She’s a fussbudget, in the true sense of the word. She’s a real grouch, with only one or two soft spots..(you’ll have to find them yourself). As she sees it, hers is the only way. The absence of logic in her arguments holds a kind of shining lunacy. Her friends call her LUNACY LUCY
When it comes to compliments, Lucy only likes receiving them. If she’s paying one–or even smiling–she’s probably up to something devious.
Smile for us Lucy…smile…that’s it!
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Amused // March 6, 2007 at 2:49 p
THIS WAS POSTED ON METH RANGER SITE
I just found the following information on the calpatty wordpress is this true:
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Information has it that Hot Toddy applied to be a West Virginia State Trooper in 1992. Sources’ affirm that Hot Toddy not only failed the psychiatric exam but failed to get any answers right on the written exam. That’s right, the information I received is that Hot Toddy missed every question on the exam. Could you imagine Hot Toddy and Ron Gordon patrolling the streets of Grantsville.
See the story at: http://www.calpattypress.wordpress.com/
I’m the guy that posts as “I don’t care” and “amused”, but really I’m just wanting that Hot Toddy Roddy!
I’m the guy known as the “Hobbit” I’m one of the bounty hunter people from the Hot Toddy site and I’ve been secretly gay for Hot Toddy for a long time! I don’t know what he sees in the pill popping Kelli!
crookedcountycrooks // March 6, 2007 at 3:51 p
Looks like it’s true!
The guy that posts as “amused” and that posts as “I don’t care” is the famous HOBBIT from ONE of MANY HOT TODDY websites Yanked like a Hot Toddy Roddy right off the internet.
The “Hobbit” that we at CCC referred to as the HOB BUTT
was part of the YANKED…Bounty Hunters site put up by the infamous Hot Toddy(Charlie Brown) aka Todd Smith.
Now we are NOT surprised to see he was and always has been GAY for Hot Toddy!
Do you think the HOB BUT knows ZED too!
You ever notice how HOT TODDY always claims to have all these Law Enforcement friends like Zed.
We heard ZED was gay too and wore pink panties!
Unbelievable // March 6, 2007 at 6:12 p
God, he looks like an asshole.
Some would think that is all that’s required for the State Police…..
crookedcountycrooks // March 6, 2007 at 6:53 p
We second that a-hole motion!
I guess SOME of us can say it an mean it, considering the fact that guy has caused us so much trouble and even got an entire town banned!
It’s unbelievable how much trouble he has caused, so we can see why you may have posted as such.
We believe that you agree!
How could anyone miss every single question on the test?
Oh well, if Hot Toddy is gonna have Lucy around he better stock up on all the lotions to put it in motion, or it may just get stuck and then of course we would have to throw a bucket of water on them, but that doesn’t always work!
…hee hee
courious // March 13, 2007 at 5:31 p
I just want to inform the readers that Richard Postalwait is the author behind this sight, and conducts it from there office in the court house…say Rick, how did you get those pictures of Todd Smith and Kelli ??? I hear local city police provided them to you. So since Todd took Kelli from Kevin, your on a mission ! don’t get me wrong I don’t favor Todd Smith I think all this is childish. Rick, also i work in the court house too.
[This was posted by the infamous Hot Toddy- and this is why, first line mistakes-- SITE, not sight THEIR not there
Also on the second line,"Kelli" IS the proper spelling for that pill poppin whore! Most people would spell it Kelly, but Hot Toddy KNOWS the proper spelling.
THIRD LINE-- Todd only thinks he took Kelli from Kevin... Sorry to say it Hot Toddy, but as soon as you run out of pain pills she's right back on the Kevin stick... bounce bounce, ooh ooh! ALSO it's YOU'RE on a mission NOT YOUR!
Most professionals use courthouse as one word not two, but hey Hot Toddy you must have had some help with all that, or maybe Kelli had a hold of the Hot Toddy Roddy and you learned how to spell better with your... ]
crookedcountycrooks // March 13, 2007 at 6:39 p
Richard Postalwait IS NOT responsible as those pictures were provided by HOT TODDY… to defile his Lucy pill popper because he was jealous. The above poster is non other than the Hot Toddy himself and maybe he had some help from his law enforcement friend Zed! They both wear pink panties! We know the truth so ya can’t fool us.
crookedcountycrooks // March 13, 2007 at 11:58 p
Here’s another example of a Hot Toddy ruse!
“guess what! I seen hot Toddy and the kelli girl. they were in gino’s all loved up holding hands. I wish Toddy would start writing agian he really makes things interesting. you know maybe you all should recruit hot Toddy. I feel he’s a little more ballser than you guys are when it comes to whats written.
But he looked like he was pretty content,and so did kelli. I really dont understand why they are certain people that want to interfer with them.”
[Notice the words that are misspelled?
again spelled agian , ballser(what the hell is that?)interfer instead of interfere]
crookedcountycrooks // March 26, 2007 at 9:03 p
FROM THE SUNDAY NIGHT-BLAST FROM THE PAST COMMENT SECTION
HEAR IT FROM HOT TODDY YOURSELF!
Besides being the PILL POPPIN QUEEN… LUCY is suspected of xxxxxxxxxxxx(edited)!
At least that is according to Hot Toddy!
SEE ALL THE DETAILS IN A STORY TO BE REPORTED SOON!
This poem was found at the scene of an accident
It is sort of a LOVE LETTER for LESBIANS!
[you may remember HOT TODDY was pictured in the background snooping around as usual when the event made it as a story, with photo, and were featured in a local publication]
“And now the Lesbian poem on this Sundays BLAST FROM THE PAST!
You wait for me … Someday I’ll come with you
I’ve traveled far, I miss your touch in my car
I always hold a place for you in my heart
I think I loved you right from the start
Do you think of me? Do you miss me once in awhile
Then I’ll return to you and we will kiss all night
Seeing you will be a welcome sight!
I’ll return and fill that space between
You know what I mean
Remembering how you fulfilled my every dream
Your touch on my breasts, and mine on yours
Your kiss on my lips so gentle so soft
Your warm embrace
Your lovely face
I’ll find my way back to you if it’s the last thing… I do
If you’ll be waiting for me, I’m waiting for your soft love… and
You Sticky are everything I dream of
In a place that’s warm and dark
In a silent place where I can hear your every remark
Remembering
Your touch
How I miss it so much
When I’m not with you
I don’t know what to do
Your kiss, so soft and your hands too
Your warm embrace
Our secret place
I’ll find my way back to you
If you’ll be waiting I have a desire
In my heart is a burning fire
For you
To see your face your smile
To be with you where ever you are
I wish upon a falling star
Just think of me once in awhile
**
That poem is really something!
And just hours away from LESBIANS and MIDGETS Monday!
And who can forget the night HOT TODDY LOST IT!!! ANOTHER SUNDAY BLAST FROM THE PAST!
33 T.SMITH
6:50 pm, Oct 27, 2006 EDT
EVRYONE IS INTITLED TO HAVE THE BALLS OF A GRASSHOPPER
JUST BECUSE KELLI IS GONNA DO A LOT OF YOUR WIVES ARE DOSN’T MEAN SHE IS IS A EX- EDITOR OF THE PARKERSBURG NEWS, KELLI IS DANGLING THAT CARROT WHEN IT’S STUCK UP YOUR ASS. TRUST ME THIS WILL ALL COME OUT. SO LETS SIT HER ON THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AND PLAY, WHATS INTERESTING IS DREW IS A EX- EDITOR DANGLING THAT CARROT WHEN IT’S STUCK VERY PROFESSIONAL UP YOUR ASS, IT WONT BE FUNNY. I’M INTITLED TO TRASH ON DREW BUT YOU LEAVE SHIT ABOUT LOVE FOR NOTHING AND YOUR STUPID, I FOR GOT THE BALLS OF A GRASSHOPPER COME OUT BECUSE YOUR BAMM BUISNESS IS A SIT HER ON THE BALLS OF A GRASSHOPPER KELLI IS ABOUT LOVE FOR NOTHING. , JUST BECUSE YOUR
BUTTON READY YOU LEAVE HER THAT CARROT EVRYONE IS INTITLED TO AN OPINON IF YOU WANT IM GONNA SET HEAR AND POST AND POST
saywhat // July 18, 2007 at 11:38 p
Yanked Again!
http://www.journalscape.com/SMITTIESTRADINGPOST/
calpattypress // July 18, 2007 at 11:47 p
Hey Bobbi,
Thanks for the “Yanked like a Hot Toddy Roddy report!!
dawn // July 31, 2007 at 3:42 p
You know , I was raised in Calhoun with my mother and Hot Toddy was in school with me , he was an ass then and I can’t imagine him being a cop . The town would never be the same . It is bad enough ol’ Ron gorden was a wanna be one , let alone a nark to .They would be 2 peas in a pod .
calpattypress // August 18, 2007 at 3:10 p
“I was raised in Calhoun with my mother and Hot Toddy was in school with me , he was an ass then and I can’t imagine him being a cop .”
Was he the ass clown?
…hee hee
Damian // October 7, 2007 at 2:38 p
Could it be someone had a little “secret” fun time with “Lucy” and got the pictures to document the sexapade!
Hope they got a dose of medicine to go along with all the bed hopping and pill popping!
This is wonderful! Who did it?