Thanks big Joe for another year of being last! And where are the masters degree’s for all the lil bitches that are poor white-trash, that you don’t give a shit about. Up your ass? Thought so!
Forbes magazine used six criteria in its rankings: business costs, labor pool, regulatory environment, growth prospects, economic climate and quality of life.
If you add up all of those categories , West by God Virginia is last, dead last! Numero FIVE ZERO!
North Carolina scored top-five rankings for regulatory environment and business costs but was hurt by a No. 34 ranking for quality of life.
Among North Carolina’s other neighboring states, Tennessee came in at No. 17, down from No. 13 last year.
South Carolina lost points for just knowing West Virginia! In fact the rumor was started that they could be cousins, and were seen kissing and drinking too much! Typical hillbilly shit, but at any rate, the big SC is down six from number 23!
Forbes must hate red necks! That fucking sucks because I sure like my white sox and my god damn blue ribbon beer! …don’t forget that old shotgun and my dog!
But they don’t miss nothing jack!
There are 1,813,800 people in the state of WV and out of 50 states our quality of life is ranked at 45th out of all of the 50 states to live in and our growth prospect is ranked at 50th out of 50.
Our Regulatory Environment rank is 50!
In labor WV ranks #49! Louisiana proudly holds the dead last rank of 50.
Virginia remained No. 1 and Utah remained No. 2 in the rankings. Washington jumped from fifth to third, passing North Carolina, while Georgia climbed from No. 15 last year to No. 5. West Virginia remained at the bottom at No. 50.
We at the CalPatty Press say we need to bring the West Virginia farmer back into the picture. One acre per person in your family, maybe two should be set aside to grow food!
Plus bring back the big farms! Green houses! Green energy!
West Virginia wants to farm! West Virginia needs to farm!
So we say so long to you JOE! We want farming for our big business.
You can stay if you can get us our farms back otherwise you have to go.
We want to be somebody! We want to be farmers and provide food for our state and others if need be. There soon will not be enough food to feed every one with the economic crisis coming our way!
Here is the latest Baltic index to prove the point that the trading of goods and FOOD World Wide is down!
You can see from the above graph there are only about 1,400 ships trading goods on the high seas this month. Almost 9,000 ships were crossing our ocean filled with goods, and food six months ago!
We at the CalPatty Press are tired of being last!
We want to go green! We want to survive!
We want to be somebody! We don’t care if you call us hillbilly.
We just want to live!
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AVA // February 17, 2009 at 9:50 p
You’re better off with a poor business ranking. It keeps undesirables (i.e., non-whites) from moving in and ruining it forever.
The WV white women will never be safe again from uncivilized, angry, non-white predators. Mark my words.
Yes, to family farms.
Yes, to big white families to tend it.
NO to letting in those who will rip the traditional & pleasant fabric of your lives to shreds and leave the peaceful life tattered forever & irreparable.
calhoununderground // February 18, 2009 at 10:27 p
Well, maybe this ain’t such a bad thing. We are one of only 4 states that so far isn’t going bankrupt. The other three are mostly in Lakota Territory, which is some of the OTHER poorest country in the US. Guess if there ain’t no money to begin with then you don’t notice as much when it starts goin’ away.
I totally agree. Farming is the way, and I do think that the peak in the prosperity and lifestyle in the history of the US was sometime when we were still an agrarian society and it was a lot harder to travel long distances. Much better to be “business un-friendly” when all they want to do is allow wealthy and crooked people to rape the state and use the citizens as slaves and peons… Better if they keep their fancy worldly ways OUT so we can get down to the business of having good lives.
calpattypress // February 18, 2009 at 11:24 p
Well said!
cosmoscommunicator // February 19, 2009 at 12:05 p
Calhoun County Police informant, accuses another Calhoun resident of giving information to police as he shares information of illegal drug activity.
Lately Police reports have been gathered against Mr Christopher Todd Smith of Grantsville WV. Reports from several different agencies and now reports and complaints have been filed against Smith from other states and counties.
Smith now seems to be attacking a Calhoun County resident known as Alfred Lamp.
cosmoscommunicator // February 19, 2009 at 12:09 p
Smith now says that Lamp has paid off a local lawyer to get him out of legal problems. Maybe if the prosecutor was given money, but maybe someone should tell Mr Smith that–that is what Lawyers do… take your money to get you out of legal problems.
Weird–at any rate. I was given new-news, that more than one police agency was given information about Smiths Crimes against several different people!
Lamp is now making truthful statements that he retained public defender Rocky Holmes to have his case done away with, and is receiving representation from home-boy Holmes.
One of Alfred Lamp’s ex- friends revealed lamp has purchased a digital tape recorder in attempt to record conversations with individuals speaking of alleged law violations
Therefore Smith states he is not the only Snitch in Calhoun County! NOT!
To whoever writes or reports this…Rumor has it that Christopher Todd Smith of Grantsville burnt the house on the bank. Rumors are bad and can hurt innocent people. Also lamp wasn’t with Alisa when her mom’s house was burnt. Rumors has it, her mom hates lamp and still wont have anything to do with him. Because of it lamp wont let Alisa see her mom or family. I heard her mom was asleep when her house was caught on fire. She almost died in the fire
Smith is a well known arsonist and actually has gotten away with burning cars and houses–the last fire was successful when the insurance agent took a cash kick-back!
Information on Alfred lamp and wife Alisha given to Police by Smith :
Alisha wearing a pink t-shirt went in there trying to take down all the kyndy weed, police seen her half naked in the grow room. then she called Alfred lamp at his employer, FURS AUTO SALE… then lamp came home cut down the plants and took them to the building right beside his house. When law officers came on the seen they found the pot missing from the sight along with a half dressed Alisha and began looking for all the good weed, just up the hill they found the plants in a building belonging to Alfred lamp. Cops were gonna arrest both Alfred and Alisha and take kids to cps, however Alfred made deal with them to kick down some of the weed and then Alfred lamp said they could fuck the old lady too. Then he and his wife have made fictitious allegations against a large amount of county residence, to local law officers. Smith then snitched to the police again in regard to…: Alfred Lamp took guns a large amount put behind paneling in old home place then took to Ohio and sold. also Alfred Lamp took a Monte Carlo from Ohio, brought to wv anfd then took it to the old trash dump up across hill from hill top beer joint and burnt it.
Then Smith told the cops…
…. this is what Alfred Lamp did to his brother bob!!!!!! Married the slut that had his brother sent to his brother bobby lamp served 9 years in prison because he was wrongly accused by a young girl that was known in the county as a slut and whore, someone that was loose with her self and flaunted to all the guys. the women would be the now wife of alfred lamp, yes Alisha lamp accused bob lamp brother of Alfred lamp of raping her and sent him to prison. now how could one turn on his brother like that and marry a tramp that had his brother sent to jail. yes Alisha lamp is a tramp look how she dress now, she wares lip stick that you can see for 10 miles away, her skin is saggy and stretch marks all over her.she wares clothes in summer that reveals all her private parts , disgusting if you ask me. she goes in food land and tells everyone how she fucks alfred while kids are sleeping in same room and ect. there are 5 kids up there and two bed rooms. she wares perfume that smells like rotten goat piss and she has a gap between her legs you could turn a tractor trailer around in. alfred must not believe in his wedding vows for he is servicing different women still in county sexually… yes Alisha your husband is having sexual affairs with other county women. like brenda starcher, kathy phillips francy ward, he tried to force his brother robbies girl patty to have sex with him for fees of fixing her car. we know of a girl that lamp is trashing her now livin boyfriend, that he would give rides to and try to trade her pain pills and nerve pills for sex, and at that time her boyfriend was suppose to be a friend of alfreds. lamp is now tradeing and saleing pills for sex and money in calhoun county. 4 dominion gas and local law enforcement alfred lamp is stealing gas for his house at the top of the hill on the lamp property at top of hill to right alfred lamp connected to a dominion gas line and has it ran to his house to run his natural gas generator for power. lamp has no electric lines up there and uses the generator to supply lights to his house and electric. i believe this needs to be delt with this is utility theft and he needs to be prosecuted and made burn wood.
5 to local law enforcement kristina and harely wilson drug activity at house beside sue lamps place at any car you see there is either bring pills or there to by illegally obtained narcotic drugs. Krissy has a little pill crusher she carries in her purse to crush and snort pills.you can all so find pill crushers, plants with pill residue on it and other drug paraphernalia under the couch or the coffee table. to use it would be considered incest, but we hear Harley and his sister Carrie villers lamp is having sexual intercourse with her brother Harley. Carrie is taking her son James medication adderal and saling it for money for her and her boyfriend and son going with out medication this is a fact. the sale that recently happen was at a house on Phillips run she was there with Micheal grog there were 40 pills sold to two sepreate individuals. 6 carry lynn villers lamp is saling son medication 11:07 pm,
Carrie is taking her son James medication adderal (dope) and selling it for money for her and her boyfriend and son going with out medication this is a fact. the sale that recently happen was at a house on Phillips run she was there with Micheal grog there were 40 pills sold to two separate individuals 7 alfred lamp working for peopel and not reporting his income to irs and child support enforcement 11:17 pm,
Lamp is employed by furrs auto sales and alfred lamp says furrs pays him x amount by check and x amount by cash so he doesn’t have to pay child support on all his income. alfred lamp has earned thousands of dollars with odd jobs, he is still working on a project that has earned him several thousand dollars for remolding franny wards house, he has earned thousands for working for joe freemond, also one of the people he is trashing a smith subject, paid him over 3000 for remolding his home. dean Davis paid him over 2000 grand for work and we have other names we will not list . lamp has not reported none of this to irs or child support division.lamp took the property where he lives out of his name, placed it in his sons name to keep child support enforcement from taking it. once that was resolved he went back trying to put it back in his name but was unable to until his son james is 18. that’s a piece of shit dad. welfare is also being frauded by the lamps, none of this exsese money is being reported, they receive over $800 a month in food stamps, plus a check and medical card. lamp and wife collected money for his sluttish wife’s daughter and alfred took half the money from Alisha for his self and they have been spending rest on them selves and vehicles. there are 4 vehicles up there, but they get welfare and all. 8 alfred lamp claims to have $15000 hide at his house 11:19 pm money is being hide from child support and irs and welfare. lamp loaned sister $1500.00 cash for medical reasons and bought a car for his ex wife carry villers and then charged her double for it. 9 alfred lamp having numerous affairs 11:28 pm,
Alisha ask Alfred about the old lady that lived on Monday road that is now passed away. He fucked her too! Even after she was dead! He was having sex with her for money and doing odd jobs for her,and stealing off of her and getting all kinds of prescribed pain medication from her. We spoke to a lady she said that prior to you Alfred getting married she was having sex with him for pills for her addiction, then he was coming home and having sex with you and that you got sloppy seconds. Lamp has told Dean Davis and people at his work and other people he was sleeping with Hot Toddy’s SLUT of girlfriend (Kelli Lawson) while he was with you, did you know that well we confronted her about it and she admitted it! Kelli is a huge slut!
So you were sucking pussy juice off of a dick that fucked a pussy after a Gila Monster came in it about 100 times!Proxy pussy sucker!
Also after speaking to Dean Davis we learned that Lamp was with this girl thanksgiving a year ago, she still has the statins on her blue dress and he was telling you and everyone else he was going to the Black Friday sales in parkersburg with Davis, Lamp had the girl at his house–fucked the holy shit out of her–then returned her to Weston the next day. That very same night he came to your house for a while while she was at his house, then he went back to his house with her and banged her again!
We have the facts! You need to talk to old Al. He was playing on the girls addiction and bribing her with pills for those bare titties! Not something she really wanted to do!! He’s with you because you get all the income for your kids. You suck his dick and give him money. He screwed his ex wife out of that property you live in so I guess you are getting something for all that dick sucking and when he is done with you your slutty ass—it will be gone too! Alfred lamp was never prosecuted for his role in arson at old state police barracks
Christopher Todd Smith has become and eyesore and an embarrassment to the entire community and the entire state of WV!
Todd Smith is a trick!
crookedcountycrooks // February 19, 2009 at 3:46 p
“Negro equality! Fudge! How long, in the Government of a God great enough to
make and rule the universe, shall there continue knaves to vend, and fools to quip,
so low a piece of demagogism as this? ” – Abraham Lincoln
Check it out ABE!
They are IN the mother fucking Whitehouse where everyday is Martin Luther King day just like in Crooked County– where it is fun to rape the white women if you are a black man. Hell, you can even get the city attorney’s permission. He will even get your black ass a lawyer, then rig the case, so you can sell some more cocaine and do it all aqain!
anon // February 19, 2009 at 6:06 p
The numbers are rising regarding the number of false charges that have been dismissed by court officials against John Manis Richards.
A Calhoun Magistrate dismissed State Police charges against Richards this morning, after evidence revealed Richards did not commit a crime. The Prosecuting attorney did not oppose the dismissal after reviewing the evidence.
West Virginia State Police headed by Trooper Doug P. Starcher of the Grantsville State Police Detachment instigated a slew of false charges against Richards in a three county area.
Trooper Starcher along with Glenville Police Chief John Wm. Moss and Crooked County Prosecutor Gerald B. Hough started the campaign to jail Richards well over a year ago. As of this writing, three magistrates and a circuit court judge have all dismissed or found Richards not guilt of numerous charges brought against him by West Virginia State Police.
Richards operates a website, http://www.journalscape.com/thelonemethranger that is critical of misconduct committed by State Police and on many occasions pointing out law violations committed by Gilmer County Prosecutor, Gerald B. Hough. Hough is attempting to have Richards jailed not only to silence his website, but Hough is also trying to protect his buddy who is an ex West Virginia State Trooper that Richards has evidence and information on regarding official misconduct.
Richards states that; “Gerry Hough is involved in a Corruption Ring that must be brought to justice.”
crookedcountycrooks // February 21, 2009 at 1:01 p
357 Evey, Everette Campbell from Glenville finally got divorced from his 22 year old wife that he killed that dude over in cold blood with a 357 and only got a misdemeanor conviction.
Only in a town with a Crooked Court like the Gillmer County Court could have ever reached a conclusion like they did.
….that is was just ok to kill some dude that was cool as hell over some young Gilmer County whore!!
calpattypress // February 21, 2009 at 6:08 p
Where the hell is Jamtart when you need him!
Hey…jammy get the F out of the RF long enough to hang out homeslice!
Jamtart // February 22, 2009 at 7:59 p
SHHHH! I’m hiding in the bush but keeping my eyes open.
Editors note: Yay!
SKIDMORE // February 24, 2009 at 7:07 p
Governor Joe….Ignorance at its best! Its about time some blame went to the worst governor in history! More people incarcerated than ever before! The highest in the nation! I am worried about what will happen to WV when we leave politics up to people that don’t have a clue about life, just like the Governor of WV You have your toilet paper, just use it wisely and be informed about issues coming out your ass just like Big Joe. Jimmy L. Skidmore Braxton.
Mesothelioma Lawyer practising in Waltersburg, West Virginia // February 25, 2009 at 2:43 p
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ezlnwv // March 26, 2009 at 7:47 p
How can a state be the worst for business and labor?
I have also seen it ranked near the bottom in the healthy environment category.