There was no LOVE for Hot Toddy this last February 14th. The PO PO after being presented with evidence, obtained a warrant for the search of the premises of Christopher Todd Smith, known to local Calhoun County folk as Hot Toddy the man that stole cash and a credit card off of a dead man.
As you can see by this search warrant below, Hot Toddy has been harassing more Calhoun County residents in an effort to take the heat off of himself for being investigated for what? …..arson! Correct! (right click photo below then left click view image to enlarge)

Hot Toddy is a known arsonist and also suspected of being the leader of a gang of criminals often referred to as the Fire Starting Cult! The CalPatty Press believes the CULT is responsible for numerous fires in Calhoun County.
Many times Hot Toddy has been accused of arson! We have received information from several confirmed sources, that even the police are fairly certain of crimes of criminal arson involving Hot Toddy. Search this site for pictures of the mysterious Calhoun County fires. We at the CalPatty Press feel that more than 70% of those fires Hot toddy is responsible for. Todd Smith has also been involved in mysterious deaths and has been on several occasions accused of rape!

We at the CalPatty Press believe Smith is more than guilty of all of the crimes he has been suspected of. He is allowed to roam the streets as a criminal because he is the main police informant for a rogue element of crooked law enforcement and crooked prosecutors known as the Crooked County Crooks!
Please write to cal.patty@hotmail.com with any information you have in regard to information that will lead to the arrest of the Fire Starting Cult members and their leader Hot Toddy!
21 responses so far ↓
crookedcountycrooks // February 23, 2009 at 8:54 p
God damn it’s about time someone nailed Smith for all of his crimes!
He is also suppose to be real hooked up with the Balls up the holler from ole Toddy! A band of criminals is all they are! What is Hot Toddy doing staying in Franks place’s buffalo rock …bet Frank don’t know!
lonemethranger // February 23, 2009 at 8:58 p
Well blow me timbers…
Fire Starting Cult member // February 23, 2009 at 9:02 p
Gheez they always leave Hot Toddy an out or loophole!!!! The warrant says Alfred filed charges on the 14th but guess what,the warrant was issued on the 13th. Cant get anything right around here or should i say,they dont even try. Also who says he stole the credit card off a dead man,could the man have been alive when Mom,Hot Toddy arrived?
Editors note: Are all Fire Stating Cult members as STUPID as you?
The warrant was signed by your favorite Rick Postalwaite on the 14th day of February 2009. Also, STUPID, if the man were alive at the time of the robbery, that would be even worse. Man you people are as dumb as dirt!
Fire Starting Cult member // February 23, 2009 at 10:02 p
Well im sure you wont post this but whos the dumbass now? The warrant was started on the (13th) when Hunt made his complaint to the undersigned magistrate of said county,thennnnnnnnn Alfred Lamp went to barracks on the 14 of Feb.at 0900. How did they start the warrant before the complaint was made by Lamp? I can more than assure you i am by no means on toddy side,he needs put away big time! The part about the dead man,they may have killed him who knows? They are 2 bad smelly pees in a pod and need to be stopped?
Editors note: If you can’t figure out how these things work, then who can really help you? Just so you know, the only date that truly matters on this document, is the date the document was signed by the magistrate-and that it was signed by a magistrate. No signature, no warrant. The PO PO had the witness meet the judge on a S A T U R D A Y morning at 9:00am. The judge was NOT going to sign the warrant until he talked to dude himself. Many others had already talked to Hunt including members of the SS.
Anonymous Fire Starting Cult member // February 23, 2009 at 11:21 p
Pls dont call me fire starting cult,i am not. I just wish they would get something on toad,that will stick, to get him outta this county and no one has to fear that he will ever be back. It is so sick to see him out driving around in the truck he burned his own grandmothers down to get,wearing expensive hunting clothes and he not suppose to have a gun.I didnt say anything about the judge signing anything. I just hope the dates on the warrant wont cause any problems,because beleive you me us taxpayers have paid for enough lawyers for the low down snake in the grass TODSTER.
Editors note: Only would Hot Toddy or someone from the fire starting cult talk and act in such a way. Smith is one sick mother fucker that is for sure. But rogue police USE informants, so don’t get your hopes up for any long jail stay. The bad cops use people like Smith for PUSSY GUNS MONEY AND DOPE! Hot Toddy has value to Rogue cops and therefore, don’t look for many changes, unless Walker Texas Ranger comes to town.
But I will say the KKK has been called into the area by the SS. Already there has been one Klan meeting outside of Spencer. Most likely the KKK and a few other organized groups will be coming to Calhoun and Gilmer/Braxton area soon. At least that is the plan.
calpattypress // February 24, 2009 at 1:33 p
All it took was two letters and three phone calls to get the support of the KKK from the local SS. Whites are being wrongfully convicted and wrongfully prosecuted and persecuted by nigger loving mother fuckers like Gerald B Hough and a few other rogue officials that believe they can steal from and ruin the lives of law abiding white people.
We were able to argue and later prove that the local powers that be, have set their sights on handing out long jail terms for non-violent crimes to whites only. When we presented our figures and our facts, Klan leaders were genuinely upset. We had to ask for outside help to deal with out of control misconduct of public officials. The KKK has offered expertise on how to resolve our problem.
Also the Niggers brought in from out of the area and brought to Glenville for Martin Luther King day, everyday, most likely, will be raping no more underage white women soon!
Polly wants a fucking Cracker bitch!
crookedcountycrooks // February 24, 2009 at 10:45 p
We are the same hillbillies who keep electing Robert Byrd, who was an Exalted Cyclops of the KKK.
Bobby and his closest compadres started their own KKK chapter and we still have some of the largest and most active KKK groups in the US!
“The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia,” says Bobby Byrd.
You don’t think central WV and Calhoun County isn’t racist, try coming round here with your rap shit goin down. Pull your fuckin pants up bitch!
KKK groups, militia groups, anti-immigration groups, The National Alliance,CCC, we got it all here, come on down!
All of these factions are for upholding the constitution, protecting the borders and providing for the defense of the nation!
cashman1 // February 25, 2009 at 5:29 p
I have known hot toddy his whole life. I know for a FACT of all kinds of things he has done…when he was younger. Like burn down his own grandfathers house in richie co. burn vechiles, other houses wrecked cars on purpose steal cars. Not return a test drive. His mother was with him when he stole the dead mans credit card, she should be arrested also. The poor man May not even been dead either Todd hit him in the head with a hammer. I know lots & lots of things on him & would love to see him get life in prison. WHAT HAPPENED TO 3 STRIKES & YOUR’E OUT………………..LIFE IN THE BIG HOUSE. THEN YOU WILL GET THE FUCKING SENTENCE THAT YOU DESERVE FOR MURDER LOTS OF ARSONS AND BREAKING AND ENTERINGS HE WOULD STEEL THE PENNIES AND CREDIT CARD AFTER HITTING A ALMOST DEAD MAN……. lOCK THIS NO GOOD FUCKER UP..
calpattypress // February 26, 2009 at 1:53 p
HOT TODDY is a character in this article and body of fiction hereby known as ” The work in progress” and the CalPatty Press.
All characters in this work of fiction are fictitious, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
NOT!
© 2009 CalPatty Press–the TRUTH from Central West Virginia!
cosmoscommunicator // February 26, 2009 at 2:17 p
Discussion on finally getting rid of the pesky pest Smith has recently been discussed by the SS.
Certain local political figures have made it known that they desire him gone, but the new prosecutor is trying to get some info she can use from a snitch usually only good for inaccurate information at best.
Most likely, the powers that be will see that the famed Hot Toddy will be floating down the Crooked River or looking at a very long jail term soon for the arson investigation that is underway. Smith could be looking at 1 to 10 times three soon!
I Quit // February 28, 2009 at 10:40 p
I have posted my last post as Editor of Where’s Johnny, I was wrong and I am finished.
http://www.journalscape.com/wheresjohnny
Mike // March 1, 2009 at 3:58 p
Just passing by.Btw, you website have great content!
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crookedcountycrooks // March 3, 2009 at 9:18 p
http://www.journalscape.com/GRANTSVILLESFIRSTLADYROSEKNIGHTTRUTHBEKNOWNPAGE/
Hot Toddy still has one of his hate sites up, as you can see by following the above link
He has a NEW SNITCH Site so that he can snitch on local people on the internet.
Below is his latest Snitch bulletin
Alfred LAMP WAS SEEN EARLIER TONIGHT IN ROUTE TO A DRUG DROP ON ROUTE 5, LAMP WAS DROPPING OF PAIN PILLS AND SEVERAL BAGGIES OF POT.LAMP HAS LOCAL POLICE BUFFALOED BELIEVING ” HE IS A LAW BIDDING CITIZEN “SNITCH–”.
WE HEAR SUE LAMP IS VERY UPSET THAT HEATH HAS COME DOWN ON HER DRUG RING. SUE LAMP IS A BIG DRUG PROVIDER FOR CALHOUN COUNTY. WE WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED.
calpattypress // March 5, 2009 at 12:18 p
Travesty of Justice Case was moved to 4th circuit and Richmond Virginia today. Included in the brief in the federal court are accusations of ineffective assistance of counsel involving a Calhoun County Attorney and testilying by two Calhoun County residents.
crookedcountycrooks // March 5, 2009 at 10:03 p
Hot Toddy leaves comment about Jailed former Braxton County Public official on CCC site under : FACEMIRE IS DESPICABLE
people didnt know cruickshanks .she was just leting her son know who NARKED HER SON OUT ……SHE PROBLE DIDT THINK SHE WOULD GET INTO TROUBLE SO PEOPLE NEED TO STOP ANDTHINK IF YOUR SON WAS IN JAIL AND U WAS A MAGERSTRI WAHT WOULD YOU?TO HELP YOU KID OUT IT WAS HER SON….I BELIVE SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON AND STILL IS NO MATTER WHAT ANY ONE DOSE PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES EVREY DAY.SHE MADE ONE MISTAKE TO HELP HER OWN KID OUT I BELIVE SHE DIDNT NEED TO SPEND ANYTIME FOR WHAT SHE DID .SHE REALLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG.JUST STOP AND THINK WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HELP YOU CHILD OUT IF HE OR SHE WAS IN JAIL OR PRISON?????????????
Editors note: BELIVE MAGERSTRI PROBLE NARKED WAHT DIDT DOSE
The above spelling errors… SPELL “Hot Toddy” or in other words someone with a serious mental illness; aka “Todd Smith” from Grantsville West Virginia. Currently Mr Smith is being investigated for ARSON, Stalking, Violation of civil liberties and several other infractions involving law enforcement from two different states.
This was the current ip that all of Todd Smiths inaccurate made up information about Calhoun residents and snitch info to the cops came from:
141.153.115.112
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: NS1.BELLATLANTIC.NET
NameServer: NS2.BELLATLANTIC.NET
NameServer: NS2.VERIZON.NET
NameServer: NS4.VERIZON.NET
Nothing will ever be done legally // March 14, 2009 at 7:37 p
I wonder if anything is going to be said about the $200.00 worth of hams and turkey at thanksgiving that Smith purchased/stole for nearly nothing at Foodland in grantsville? Drives around in an Avalanche living at Buffalo Rock $600 month. Burn another one down. Half a century ago there would have been a lynch mob after him. Now we just have to sit back and watch all these good for nothing people ruin the place we all call home.
Editors: The book entitled Hot Toddy, that was reviewed recently, which is a fiction account loosely based on Hot Toddy and his loose girlfriend, Lunacy Lucy, and her trained Gila Monster…. well at the end of the book, Todd is found floating down the crooked river and hangs up on a sand bar down round Big Bend.
Yep a Big Bend was where he a met his end. With his pants pulled down around the bottom of his legs his entire body was stiff from rigor all except his crooked johnson. His little snitching to the cops pee pee was always limp from all the pills he pops even in death. The musty smell of Gila sex was wafting in the air from the panties of Lunacy Lucy pulled from Hot Toddy’s front pocket when he was found!
At least you have that to look forward to!
Fire Starting Cult member // March 18, 2009 at 1:39 p
Damned hot toddy dodged the bullet again,guess they didnt have his court hearing,anybody know why?? Is he really eating the prosecutors pussy?
Shelly Morris DeMarino….Again?
Damn Hot Toddy, take a break to pull the pubic hairs out of your teeth.
That’s what he say’s. He said if it weren’t for licking the luscious lips of the lady prosecutor, he would be in his home CRJ. There is absolutely no justice in this county,he should have been in prison a long time ago. That may explain the smell of Tuna coming from the left side of the courtroom.
Editors note: Hot Toddy has value to Rogue cops and therefore, don’t look for many changes, unless Walker Texas Ranger comes to town.
But I will say the KKK has been called into the area by the SS. Already there has been one Klan meeting outside of Spencer. Most likely the KKK and a few other organized groups will be coming to Calhoun and Gilmer/Braxton area soon. At least that is the plan.
darmaville not // April 6, 2009 at 7:31 p
Things didn’t go to well for hot toddy roddy today in court. The judge torn him another asshole and revoked their plea agreement because he can’t stay out of trouble. Looks as though he will go to court and face the charges and do the time.
cosmoscommunicator // April 6, 2009 at 11:43 p
JUDGE NIBERT REJECTS CHRISTOPHER TODD SMITH’S PLEA AGREEMENT
(04/07/2009)Thisishurheraldreportfromlandofhur
Attorney Tom Whittier and Christopher Todd Smith (right)
stand before Judge Nibert, who rejects plea agreement
By Bob Weaver
Judge David Nibert rejected a plea agreement yesterday in Calhoun Circuit Court sought by Grantsville resident Christopher Todd Smith, indicating Smith has a long list of criminal charges in several counties.
The action means Smith will stand trial, likely in June.
Smith had pled guilty to “conspiracy to possess a controlled substance with intent to deliver with an unknown individual,” after police said they discovered a gallon bag of marijuana in his residence in 2007.
During that same incident, Smith was cleared of charges filed against him for allegedly shooting a BB gun at a Charleston Gazette newspaper carrier, indicating a problem with inconsistent testimony.
Smith’s attorney Tom Whittier said, “I ask your honor to accept this plea,” after Whittier reviewed Smith’s long criminal record, making corrections to court documents.
Judge Nibert responded by saying “I’ve given this matter a lot of consideration about accepting this agreement, with Smith paying a fine and walking away.”
Nibert continued, Smith “Has an almost 20 year history [of crimes] and I’m not going to accept this agreement.”
Whittier objected to the presence of the Hur Herald in the courtroom related to taking photographs. Judge Nibert advised Whittier the court is a public forum and the Circuit Court allows photography with some limited exceptions.
Whittier asked the court, “How many people do you know who have made such an effort [to reform]?”, saying Smith has obtained 91 hours of college credit in criminal justice at Glenville State College.
“When not going to school, he has been in business. He has tried to reform himself,” Whittier said. “His glass is half-full, not half-empty … His record is exceptional … toward being a productive citizen.”
Smith has maintained he was not aware who owned the drug found in his residence.
Speaking on his own behalf, Smith told Judge Nibert he didn’t feel like he had done anything (wrong) that he was trying to get an education and better himself.
Smith’s plea agreement had said “That the defendant agrees to appear and truthfully testify as to all matters within his knowledge when summoned by any party in any criminal matter,” among other conditions.
The state had also agreed to dismiss any charges pending against Kelly Lawson, related to the case.
Smith remains on bond until his trial.
GRANTSVILLE MAN CLEARED FOR ALLEGEDLY SHOOTING AT NEWSPAPER CARRIER – Christopher Todd Smith Enters Plea Agreement In Drug Possession Case
SMITH PLEADS GUILTY TO DRUG CHARGE WITH PLEA AGREEMENT
calpattypress // April 7, 2009 at 10:52 p
The story on the Hot Toddy trial is at the Crooked County Crooks website, just click link on this site.
Sick & Tired // November 7, 2009 at 12:32 p
I know for a fact Todd hugged Shelly on the steps on the court house in Grantsville in plain site this spring!!!!
Where you should look is A.Self who is “Friends” with 2 teachers and P. (T. B.)at GES This is in plain site also!!! No one will touch that one….
Editors note:Shelly Morris is power elite groomed for her position, and for her to go whoring around with common folk says quite a lot. A picture is worth a thousand words and that picture in my mind spells S L U T !